It's hot, and it's only getting hotter! Here in Australia anywhere. Everywhere else in the world seems to be getting too cold and storms of lightning, thunder and snow cover the land. Global warming - pffffft! Most likely an idea from some doped up hippie. It's only Australia that seems to be getting singed into ash and dust.
Then there's those idiotic arsonists setting fire to things thinking they can get away with it for the simple fact that there's already a big huge freakin bush fire traveling all around the southern parts of Western Australia. I hope those morons get what's coming to em.
I hate that damned Flaming Ball of Death in the sky. You step out of your lovely air conditioned house (even if not air conditioned) and you instantaneously catch fire. Okay well not to that dramatic extent, but I'm sure if you wore sequins ya'd set everything around you on fire with a concentrated beam of light from the sun reflecting in every direction possible. I wish someone would nuke it, explode it, implode it, be rid of it once and for all in some way or another. I hate the sun, I hate UV rays and I hate anyone who thinks they're really a vampire. You're idiots and I put you on the same level as hippies when it comes to the scale of life and that's the lowest form. But I do agree with you're nocturnalism but that'd be it (yes I know that's not a word for all you smart asses out there). If instead of living in the day, we all lived at night time...well that'd be perfect don't you think?
Cool cold air, no stupid sun to piss you or me off. Only few slight itty bitty problem would be the rise in crime rates and that the sun will come up before it's time to sleep. I've got it! Let's all be nocturnal! Anyone who calls themselves or refers to me as Batman is an idiot as well. No bats! Anyone dressed up as a bat will be horribly tortured into a state of paralysis from being so tortured.
I vote yes on nocturnalism (shut up word hippies)
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