At Long Last!

Finally they're outta here!!!

Oh I cant wait for it all to be over. At long last freedom from those fools is just in reach. Whilst miss jackass on the chair watching her pathetic illegally downloaded shows (on my Playstation 3 console and my TV using my electricity), I'm writing this blog so I can first of all vent, second of all tell everyone out there that if you have house and an extra spare room, never let anyone in with the kindness of your heart that you originally hate in the first place!

Those idiots have wrecked our bathroom when SHE decided to buy two pathetic creatures known as cats (which by the way aren't even allowed to legally be here), weakened my gaming console by leaving it on for over 24 hours when I leave the house, messed up the place so many times and my poor partner has to clean it all up (I'm too busy beating the crap out of grassy floor in anger). They complain that we're the reason they are sooooo far in debt when it all began way before they even moved in here and the only thing they've been paying for is RENT! Which if I recall they said "we can handle the rent, don't worry about losing your jobs."

I warn everyone out there, never let anyone into your home who is in time of need or hardship, send them to some other place or pathway. Why? Let us think on that one. "It's okay, we'll only be here for a few days until we get on our feet." It has been two torturing months of them undressing in my lounge room and leaving the clothes on the floor, on the table, on the furniture for me and my partner to come home to after having a lovely night out. Now I may finally be at peace, rest, relaxed, THEY'RE LEAVING! Forever and if I ever see either of them again, they better hop its with binoculars and not a scope!

I may or may not miss them to be totally honest, but my aim is getting better.

Green Monsters

Creepy green monsters with Ray Guns!

They're everywhere!

Slack Jawed Yokels

Do you know an idiot who's constantly a thorn in your side? Is there someone who you believe to be the village idiot of your local town? Perhaps there's just that someone annoying other people and you just want to knock em dead. Chances are there's one in every family or group or gathering of people. If you're one of the people reading this and saying "There's not one in my family" or "I've never seen one" well I hate to break it to ya, but it's you!

People who have the IQ's of sardines are so god damn stupid. And inbred hicks. They're almost worse than hippies. But you know what is worse than hippies? [Oh my god, V's saying there's someone worse than freeloading, tree hugging, getting a boner off pine wood hippies] Yes that's right, there is actually people who are worse than hippies. Slack Jawed Yokel Hippies! That's right, dumb asses who think the world is their partners in mating season. You hippies disgust me. And slack jawed yokels too!