Slack Jawed Yokels

Do you know an idiot who's constantly a thorn in your side? Is there someone who you believe to be the village idiot of your local town? Perhaps there's just that someone annoying other people and you just want to knock em dead. Chances are there's one in every family or group or gathering of people. If you're one of the people reading this and saying "There's not one in my family" or "I've never seen one" well I hate to break it to ya, but it's you!

People who have the IQ's of sardines are so god damn stupid. And inbred hicks. They're almost worse than hippies. But you know what is worse than hippies? [Oh my god, V's saying there's someone worse than freeloading, tree hugging, getting a boner off pine wood hippies] Yes that's right, there is actually people who are worse than hippies. Slack Jawed Yokel Hippies! That's right, dumb asses who think the world is their partners in mating season. You hippies disgust me. And slack jawed yokels too!