People who walk slow annoy the crappers out of me. I am around 6/5 in height, people (yes that is in feet and yes I am a freaking tall giant person with long legs) and if you are in front of me whilst I'm in a shopping centre, and I'm in a hurry to get to McDonalds in the food court cause there is only 2 minutes left until 10:30 when breakfast finishes and I am craving the taste of a big juicy Bacon and Egg McMuffin or two...you annoy me! MOVE OUT THE WAY!!! Women with prams should be running with that little go kart spin off, not walking at two metres per hour. The kid'd be pretty happy to experience their first drag race to the food court. Could you just imagine two mothers revving their prams waiting for a green light. HA HA HA!
Wow that previous chunk makes me sound so fat. I don't bolt to maccas for breakfast don't worry ha ha!
Who else is annoying to me...people who talk in text piss me off. You people annoy me more than hippies...well almost, hippies are pretty hard to top. But I mean come on...why say "lol"? Why don't you just freaking laugh! Seems a bit of a step backwards to me. "WTF"...come on, what the fuck were you thinking saying that?!! Yeah I don't have a lot of material for these people as you may tell but they piss me off and I needed to say it. They are RABAPWJMMW2D. (Really Annoying Baggy Assed People Who Just Make Me Want To Die)
You want to know the most annoying thing to me in my life? The most annoying thing. That big fucking fireball in the sky. You people call it the sun, I call it the Death Ball of Flames! I wish someone would blow it up sometimes. I know blah blah blah end of the world crap if it dies, but it doesn't deserve to live. It burns and makes me feel like I'm on fire. Someone should do a Mr Burns here in Perth WA and block out the sun. You know what, that's my next project, a giant dish to block out the sun. Stupid Death Ball of Flames, mocking me from up there, if I were close enough I'd break ya nose you giant ball of flaming gas!By now you must think I'm a complete nut job. Meh
Do you wear those T-shirts that say things in big bold print that you think are funny and hope everyone else notices you cause you think you're cool? You're awesome.
Chicks who wear short shorts and big jackets are so confusing. There for they annoy me. Make up your minds will ya? Are you cold or hot, you're not looking at which shade of eye shadow to wear for the day, it's not that harder decision. And then there's the girls who wear the short shorts in winter then complain and say "It's cold, it's so damn cold", wear pants ya nitwit!
Let me think, last but not least, people who don't do what they say they would. DO IT MOFO! You annoy me. If you say you'll do it, have the common decency to do it! And if you make a mess doing it, clean it up. I don't want to pick up after you and neither does anyone else. Except maybe janitors, they seem to love that sort of thing.
Okay well this isn't the last of this blog. I won't add to it, but later down the track more people will have annoyed me so I'll write another similar blog.
Stay Tuned Veople for more awesomeness. And don't annoy me.
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